Man Shoots Co-Worker For Having His Picture On Ugly Christmas Sweater At Company Party

"Hey guys, Look at me i'm Jamal from Accounting" Were the last word anyone at TIAA CO. ever heard from Mark Milsap, the companies lead sales manager.  Mark showed up to the company's annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, with a sweater with a picture of Jamal from Accounting on it, everyone except for Jamal found this funny and decided to...

Katt Williams Says He Once Tried Crack Because He kept Stealing Useless Shit

"Crack will make you do some amazing things" Said Comedian Katt Williams in a recent interview when asked how is past has played a big role in his comedy.  Williams said that times were hard, he was breaking into people shit and couldn't find anything worth good money, it was then when he asked a local crackhead where is he...

50 Cent Ask Young M.A. “So You’re Telling Me Young M.A. Really Stands For Young Man”

"She looked like my boy Marcus Allen, but I couldn't tell her that" Said Rapper 50 cent on a recent interview on this is 50 with Jack Thriller, 50 laughed as Jack asked, so the name Young MA really stands for young man is what your trying to say. Marcus was my boy from back in the day, that ni**a...

Mayweather Gives Stripper $140K After Bottle Sparklers Set Her Weave On Fire

"30 Bottles at one time is just too much" Said 24 year Jennifer Otts after her weave was set on fire by one of the 30 sparklers from one of Mayweather's bottles at a Vegas club, Floyd's security said it was like Poof, it kinda look like gas being thrown on a fire.  The club is standing behind Floyd saying...

NFL Fans Want To Know, How Does It Feel To Dress Like A Strong Black Woman?

"How Does It Feel To Dress Like A Strong Black Woman" Cam Newton has been in the news not because of his level of play on the field, but for recently for his clothes.  Panthers coach benched newton for the first series of play two weeks ago for not wearing a tie, this time Newton was kicked off the team...

Dad Sues NAACP For Millions & Wins, Claims Black Kids At Summer Camp Turned His Son Into A Thief

"He's wearing newer shit than me & WTF does Lit men" said 42-year-old Army Vet Curtis Mac after taking his 13-year-old son to an East Atlanta NAACP summer camp.  He was a regular kid before he went to that ghetto ass summer camp, you could find him laughing, playing in his room making pipe bombs and beating off to Seventeen...

Kevin Gates Given 3 More Months In Jail After Forcing Cell-Mate To Eat Booty

"He was eating booty way before he met me" Said Gates after prison guards came to the rescue of William Preston after Gates forced him to eat booty.  Preston who was convicted of murder 5 years ago said I thought he was joking until he pulled out a pistol and said you got two choices. "Eat Booty and Live or Die...

Mom Furious After Mall Santa Tells Her Son “Ain’t Nobody Bringing Your Fat Ass Nothing For Christmas”

"No Milk, No Cookies, Just exercise for you buddy" A North Carolina mother wants the local Santa Claus fired after saying things that put her 9-year-old son in tears.  The parent says a FOREST CITY, N.C Santa told her son you are too fat for Christmas after her 245lb 9-year-old son sat on his lap. The kid could be seen walking...

Lamar Odom Kicked Out Of Court After Telling Judge Khloe Pu**y Smelled Like Ear-Ring Backs

“If Struggle had a smell it would be this MF” Were the last words Former NBA Player Lamar Odom said before being kicked out a north Hollywood court room.  Only a year ago Lamar Odom was on his death-bed after an apparent overdose of good prostitute pu**y and cocaine, but as of this past Friday he has turned an over...

College Grad Lands Dream Job After Hand-Delivering His Resume Disguised As Box Of Donuts

"Most Resumes end up in the trash... Mine- In Your Belly" Said 23 year old Frankie Murphy as he dressed himself up as a delivery man last week in an attempt to get his dream job.  Murphy's resume ended up in the hand of HR Manger Fat Pam... We will call he fat pam because she is fat and her...

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