Draymond Greene Says We Would Have Won The Finals If Steve Kerr Wasn’t High

"He couldn't even tell us what play to run" In recent news that Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr is a big fan of medical marijuana, he was such a fan that he would often come to practice and games smelling like a pound.  The Warriors Forward went on to say that Kerr was the reason they lost 3 back to...

Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kanye, “This Is A Problem That My Ass Can’t Even Fix”

"I stopped loving him when he stopped loving my ass" A Close friend of Kim say she really wants a divorce, but it will take some time before she can do anything, she doesn’t want to stay married to Kanye's Crazy ass anymore.  She cares about Kanye and feels relieved he’s getting the help he needs, but she’s felt trapped...

Teenage Girl Arrested For Beating Grandma For Buying Her Fake Jordans For Christmas

"They said they are good for walking" was the last thing heard before all hell broke lose in a New York City apartment after 16 year old Kameshia Mittle began to beat the dust out her 78 year old grandmother with what she had said to be a fake pair of Space Jam Jordans.  Neighbor's called police where they arrived...

Magic Johnson Punches Fan After Being Asked Was He Trying To Remember Who Gave Him AIDS

"So... who was it that cooked your crotch" 53 year old Jon Meeks was asked to leave the Staples Center when it was brought to securities attention that he was asking Magic questions about his past.  Magic could been seen in deep though as the game was being played, the fan believed that Magic was trying to figure out what...

Homeless Man Sues PETA For 350,000 Dollars And Wins, After Braving Icy Lake To Save Injured Duck From Frozen Death

"I couldn't let him die out there... It needed to be warmed up fast" Said 32 year old Mark Witchlong after seeing a duck suck in a frozen part of a lake on his morning run.  Mark took it upon himself to brave the icy waters to save the duck from sure death, he waded through neck high waters where...

J. Cole Tells Young M.A. “You Got Three Weeks To Be A Ni**a Then It’s Oooooooh For A Week”

"It's all fun and games until cramps cancel your show" Rapper J.Cole took it upon himself to call out the entire 2016 freshman rap class when he dropped his new single, but i was this quote that stood out the most.  As we all know rapper Young MA has been tearing up the airways with her hit song OOOOoh saying...

Kanye Says You’d Go Crazy If You Walked In On A Grown Man Tucking His Weenier In His Ass Cheeks

"He tucked it to his back" Said Kanye West after talking to a close friend about what lead him to go crazy.  It was a friday afternoon and everything was great until i walked into the room and say Bruce tucking his D*ck in between his butt cheeks and it wasn't a little d*ck at that.  It was all down...

Man Arrested For Raping Men Who Broke Into Halfway House For EX-Cons

"It was Ass milk Monday's" 49 year old Willie Mack Arnold was arrested and charged with Man Rape, after he raped three Upstate South Carolina men on by one after breaking into a halfway house used to get recently released convicts back into society.  Willie said he was watching the security cameras when he saw the three men climbing the...

Rapper Gucci Mane Calls off Engagement After Seeing Fiance Keyshia Ka’oir Without Make-Up For The First Time

"I love Keyshia but she looked like my uncle Tracy Mack"  Said rapper Gucci Mane after seeing fiance Keyshia's Ka'oir for the first time without make-up on.  Gucci went on to say that she looked like his uncle Tracy Mack, he ain't a ugly guy but he is a dude if you know what I mean.  As we all know...

Cam Newton Suspended After Coaching Staff Sees Him Tuck His D*ck While Getting Dressed Before The Game

"Enough is Enough... Next he will be washing with Summers Eve" Rivera told reporters that Newton violated the team's travel dress code, but he wouldn't expound further on what Newton specifically did.  It was a assistant coach that told us that Newton didn't start in last nights game because he was seen tucking his weenier in-between his butt cheeks! "That's why...

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