Man Fakes Being In Jail For Christmas To Avoid Buying Baby Momma Gifts

"Look at my face.. That's a happy face" 32 Year old Jamal Erving said he has found out how to finally out smart his baby momma and his stank ass kids for christmas.  Jamal took a part-time job as a janitorial worker at the state prison just to avoid buying gifts for his baby momma and his kids "See ain't no...

Chef Henny Say He Pays $1700 A Month In Child Support For Another Ni**as Henny Mistake

“Henny ni**a that raws a chick will face the HennyQuinces” Internet sensation Harvey J is being sued by Marvin Kirk after things went down hill after a night of taking “The Henny Challenge”. A letter from Kirks lawyer states, Harvey J is responsible for misleading Kirk by saying splash that bihh with the Henny sauce causing him to have unprotected...

Dope Boy Pays Real Life White Women $3k A Day to wash his Sack

"Three stacks to wash my sack" Tae Tae Burger a well known Houston Dope Boy says he is paying real life white women Three Thousand dollars a day to wash his pits & Sack. Amber Bristol said she first saw his post on instagrams and decided to jump in his DM’s, eight Hours later she was in Houston Texas giving...

Kim Kardashian Kicked Out Party After Russian Billionaire Says She Smells Like A Sneeze

 “I'll remember that smell until I die" Said one of Donald Trumps Russian Billionaire friends after offered to get kanye out of debt buy paying to have Kim be his date to the president elects invite only party.   Varick Chekin one of Russia’s many billionaire told Kanye I thought you were a lucky man but after smelling what i just...

Man Shoots Co-Worker For Having His Picture On Ugly Christmas Sweater At Company Party

"Hey guys, Look at me i'm Jamal from Accounting" Were the last word anyone at TIAA CO. ever heard from Mark Milsap, the companies lead sales manager.  Mark showed up to the company's annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, with a sweater with a picture of Jamal from Accounting on it, everyone except for Jamal found this funny and decided to...

Katt Williams Says He Once Tried Crack Because He kept Stealing Useless Shit

"Crack will make you do some amazing things" Said Comedian Katt Williams in a recent interview when asked how is past has played a big role in his comedy.  Williams said that times were hard, he was breaking into people shit and couldn't find anything worth good money, it was then when he asked a local crackhead where is he...

50 Cent Ask Young M.A. “So You’re Telling Me Young M.A. Really Stands For Young Man”

"She looked like my boy Marcus Allen, but I couldn't tell her that" Said Rapper 50 cent on a recent interview on this is 50 with Jack Thriller, 50 laughed as Jack asked, so the name Young MA really stands for young man is what your trying to say. Marcus was my boy from back in the day, that ni**a...

Mayweather Gives Stripper $140K After Bottle Sparklers Set Her Weave On Fire

"30 Bottles at one time is just too much" Said 24 year Jennifer Otts after her weave was set on fire by one of the 30 sparklers from one of Mayweather's bottles at a Vegas club, Floyd's security said it was like Poof, it kinda look like gas being thrown on a fire.  The club is standing behind Floyd saying...

NFL Fans Want To Know, How Does It Feel To Dress Like A Strong Black Woman?

"How Does It Feel To Dress Like A Strong Black Woman" Cam Newton has been in the news not because of his level of play on the field, but for recently for his clothes.  Panthers coach benched newton for the first series of play two weeks ago for not wearing a tie, this time Newton was kicked off the team...

Dad Sues NAACP For Millions & Wins, Claims Black Kids At Summer Camp Turned His Son Into A Thief

"He's wearing newer shit than me & WTF does Lit men" said 42-year-old Army Vet Curtis Mac after taking his 13-year-old son to an East Atlanta NAACP summer camp.  He was a regular kid before he went to that ghetto ass summer camp, you could find him laughing, playing in his room making pipe bombs and beating off to Seventeen...

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