Soulja Boy Kicked Out Court Room After Telling Judge I Murder Beats Not People

"You should be arrested for killing hip-hop" All gun charges were dismissed early Monday morning after police searched the rest of Soulja Boys residence only to find out that all the guns were air-soft and cap guns.  The Judge sat in silence while watching videos of Soulja Boy threaten several rappers, only to scream out in rage after he asked...

Self Proclaimed “Lesbian Super Hero” Hospitalized Trying To Break Up Bar Fight

"Yo my dude...Hold my D*ck" Where the last words that could be heard before 34 year old self proclaimed Lesbian Super Hero named Ciara Middlebrooks said before being put in a 3 day coma.  Ciara loved her job as a security at the little rascal a popular Gay club in West Palm Beach Florida, where people called her Big Cee. "I...

Woman Breaks Up With Boyfriend After Finding Out He Lives In Storage Unit

"He said he and a roof over his head" Marsha Engle was furious after finding out her boyfriend of one month was living in a storage unit.  Marsha found out Lamont Wayman was living in the unit when he came down with a bad case of food poisoning and she was the only one that he could call for help. "Bit*h...

Young MA Tells Plies Stay Out My DM’s No Amount Of Henny Would Make Me F*ck You

"Every Saturday I get the same DM... It's Sweet puswy Saturday" Rapper Young MA says she is tired of Plies sending her DM's every weekend, I don't want his money or is nasty di*k. He keeps calling me every weekend with the same thing, he sent me 6 thousand and offered to fly me out. "My period been on every saturday...I...

Man Fakes Being In Jail For Christmas To Avoid Buying Baby Momma Gifts

"Look at my face.. That's a happy face" 32 Year old Jamal Erving said he has found out how to finally out smart his baby momma and his stank ass kids for christmas.  Jamal took a part-time job as a janitorial worker at the state prison just to avoid buying gifts for his baby momma and his kids "See ain't no...

Chef Henny Say He Pays $1700 A Month In Child Support For Another Ni**as Henny Mistake

“Henny ni**a that raws a chick will face the HennyQuinces” Internet sensation Harvey J is being sued by Marvin Kirk after things went down hill after a night of taking “The Henny Challenge”. A letter from Kirks lawyer states, Harvey J is responsible for misleading Kirk by saying splash that bihh with the Henny sauce causing him to have unprotected...

Dope Boy Pays Real Life White Women $3k A Day to wash his Sack

"Three stacks to wash my sack" Tae Tae Burger a well known Houston Dope Boy says he is paying real life white women Three Thousand dollars a day to wash his pits & Sack. Amber Bristol said she first saw his post on instagrams and decided to jump in his DM’s, eight Hours later she was in Houston Texas giving...

Kim Kardashian Kicked Out Party After Russian Billionaire Says She Smells Like A Sneeze

 “I'll remember that smell until I die" Said one of Donald Trumps Russian Billionaire friends after offered to get kanye out of debt buy paying to have Kim be his date to the president elects invite only party.   Varick Chekin one of Russia’s many billionaire told Kanye I thought you were a lucky man but after smelling what i just...

Man Shoots Co-Worker For Having His Picture On Ugly Christmas Sweater At Company Party

"Hey guys, Look at me i'm Jamal from Accounting" Were the last word anyone at TIAA CO. ever heard from Mark Milsap, the companies lead sales manager.  Mark showed up to the company's annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, with a sweater with a picture of Jamal from Accounting on it, everyone except for Jamal found this funny and decided to...

Katt Williams Says He Once Tried Crack Because He kept Stealing Useless Shit

"Crack will make you do some amazing things" Said Comedian Katt Williams in a recent interview when asked how is past has played a big role in his comedy.  Williams said that times were hard, he was breaking into people shit and couldn't find anything worth good money, it was then when he asked a local crackhead where is he...

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