Kanye Says He’s Taking A Year Off Music To Become A Professional Body Builder

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“It’s A New Yeee”

Kanye West was seen going into a California gym where he has made up his mind to become a professional body builder.  Come into a NEW YEEE, what’s in the past is in the past, weight lifting has always been a passion now it’s time to bring it to the light.

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Be happy, that’s all Yee can do for 2017, no music, no concerts, just me and the gym.  It’s going to be hard but my family has my back and nothing can stop me!

50 Cent Says Mayweather Wants To Know How Does T.I. Smash That

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“I was a fan of TI before I saw that ass, cant trust his decision making skills”

Floyd has spent countless hours trying to figure out how TI even puts himself to have sex with such an ass.  There are so many things wrong with this picture, that rap money must need a co-signer at the bank because there is no what in hell Money would jab that.  TI may take an L with the divorce but at least he can have sex with the lights on now.

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Floyd says he can’t worry about another man’s woman, when it’ nicer asses working at Starbucks.

T.I Takes The Biggest L Of 2016 After Finding Note From Floyd Mayweather To Wife Tiny

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“Floyd might can’t spell but he sure can take a Ni**as Wife”

T.I was seen speeding away from his Atlanta home after what seem to be a note from his arch nemesis Floyd Money Mayweather.  The note was found when the rapper was cleaning out Tiny’s car, even the wordsmith TI could not decipher what was written on the sticky note.

“Tiny I Luv U, Mony kan by Happiness if U hav tee time”

T.I reached out to 50 cent asking him if he thought the note came from Floyd, 50 responded with “He Fam… Money’s got yo wife mane”

 

Jr. Smith Refuses To Play Until He Finds Who Threw Away His Lucky Henny Bottle

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“It’s empty but it’s good luck, I took Three shots when we were down Three”

JR. Smith was more than upset during last nights game, saying it’s not about the money I want my Henny.  It took King James to calm down Smith saying it would be fine and that he would make sure he would have his Henny back by the end of the week.

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Cavs ownership apologized to Smith after the game with a check for 20k for throwing out his lucky Henny bottle.  Smith said he plans on using the 20k to buy a few bottles of the sauce and use the rest to buy kids clothes.

Church Members Walk Out After Pastor Says His Husband Is 2 Months Pregnant

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“We made it happen sir”

Members of Atlanta’s Little Rock Missionary Church Of God walked out of service last night when their pastor Mr. Willam Terry Longstroke II brought it to their attention that his husband of one month Mrs. Donte Terry was 2 months pregnant with what he claim to be a blessing.  Long time member Fred Johnson had to be rushed to the hospital after hearing the news, the last words you could hear being said where, he was just at the urinal.

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Pastor William Terry said he will not let his church member nor the devil stop his blessing from coming true and that him and Mrs.Terry will not tolerate any haters in the church.  Over 98 members left the church and said they were no coming back until Mrs.Terry took a shit… because he definitely isn’t  having a baby.

Drake Says He’s Not A Little Bit Worried About Diddy’s Feelings

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“send him a bottle of ciroc for me “

Drake said he noticed a big change on his instagram feed this morning after posting pictures of him with new girl friend J.Lo.  Diddy unfollowed the OVO King after he went to IG posting pics of him and his new love J.LO.  In my heart I know the truth, Diddy must know now my heart speaks in Spanish

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Drake is ready to face anyone for his hot spanish fly, he has hired extra security for Diddy because he doesn’t want to end up like Tupac

 

Man Sues Landlord After Being Evicted For Using Gift Cards To Pay Rent

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“Money is money.. Can I at least get the cards back”

Avery Jerry has filed an lawsuit against his apartment complex after he was evicted for paying the last Three Hundred dollars of his rent with gift cards.  With no notice Avery came home from work to see all of his things sitting at the street along with his pit bull named Tyson.

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Avery’s lawyer says they must give his a notice before evicting him, he is now living a storage unit he can save enough money to get another apartment.

14-Year-Old On Track To Build Million Dollar Lawn Care Business

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By looking 14 year old Daron Taylor you wouldn’t think much but little do you know this young man is on track to becoming a Lawn Care Millionaire.  Him and his little brother started a lawn care business with no more than a push mower, bike and home made trailer.  I wasn’t until a video surfaced of the 14 year old pulling his mowers behind his bike did he become an internet sensation.

“I love hard work and it rewards me” birthday celebration

 

He has raised over $30,000 since starting a Go-Fund me page and has big plans for this up coming spring and summer!  Let’s hope more young kids…… And Adults see this and take that Jump and try to start a business they love!

Dj Khaled & Rick Ross Kicked Out The White House After Asking To See The Kitchen

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“They literary checked all the cabinets”

He talked about all types of shit, how Rick Ross keep wings in his coat pockets, how to cook the perfect grilled cheese, how to get hot sauce pass TSA, the man needs a cooking show.  DJ Khaled was more than excited when he was told he was going to get to meet President Obama and get a tour of the White House, he insisted that this was more important than being the best.

“Can we see the kitchen”

Khaled and Ross hearts was broken when they found out all the food was brought into the White House instead of being cooked in the kitchen.  They literary checked all the cabinets to only find out they were empty, we have never seen a grown man get mad about not being able to use a kitchen, great guys tho.

New York Man Sets Up A GoFundMe Page To Protect Bill Cosby & His Eye From 2016

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“The pills and women didn’t kill him but 2016 is a MF”

This year has seen a large number of beloved stars leaving us, including David Bowie, Prince, George Michael, Alan Rickman and now actress and author Carrie Fisher.  A New York City man has started a Go-Fund me page to protect Mr.Jello himself from the wrath of 2016, with only a few days left in 2016 it would be a sad day to see Bill Cosby be taken down by 2016.

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Marvin Write of Harlem said he grew up on the Cosby’s and would hate to see Bill be taken out by a hating ass 2016, the man had gone through enough already. If lying white women and men can take you out nothing can.

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