“LiL Man Hunt” Ended After Cops Arrest Midget For Sneaking In Elementary Schools Eating Lunch

"He was small but had a grown head" Said 18 Year old Wes Chambers as he noticed kids screaming in the ball pit at the local Chuck-E_Cheese saying someone's in here tickling us.  Wes told cops that he didn't think much about it until he saw 26 year old Jamal Winston standing on a chair in the men's restroom taking...

Dave Chappelle Says Trump Want’s Out, Thinks He Will Quit On His Lunch Break

  "This isn't a job at Walmart MF, It's America" Trump will not finish his term and thinks that he will just quit on a lunch break and never come back to the White House.  The MF will leave everything behind in there because that's just what rich people do, you know travel with no bag just ball out and buy...

Hospital Janitor Says Beyonce Faked Pregnancy After Seeing Twins Crawling Around

"Either they are 4 months old or she paid for Shaq's sperm" Said hospital janitor Willie Batters, Willie told media that he is no where close to being the smartest man in the world but he knows a grown ass baby when he see one crawl out into the hallway.  They both looked him in the eyes and smiled showing...

Judge Tells Kodak Black You Look Like My Dog After Showing Up With No Gold Teeth

"He looks like a pit bull puppy" A Miami Judge ordered rapper Kodak Black to remove is gold teeth in order to be released from jail.  As crazy as it may sound it's actually true, A recent post from the rapper shows him Gold Tooth Less.  Many of his fans made comments saying he was a sell out but being...

Steven A. Smith Says At The End Of The Day Lebron’s Going Fishing & You’re Going To Work

"I'd rather be fishing than going to work" As we all know Lebron James was once again defeated by KD and Warriors in five games, which left many King James fans in their feelings.  Steven A. took it in his own hands to tell the world, you might not like it but Lebron's gone fishing and you're going back to...

See How Banks Knowing All African Americans 5th Digit Of SSN Is Odd Makes Their Job Easier

"Is it a way to keep track of Black America" Those were the words of an now retired banking tycoon, after coming out to let Black America know they are being treated unfairly.  The now 89 year old banker said, he can't go to his grave knowing millions of black people are being treated unfairly and it's all apart of...

Teacher Fired After Telling Students Ya’ll Are Wearing Jordans Because 60,000 White People Died To Free Black Slaves

"60,000 and not one thank you" Were the world that came out a East Alabama Social Studies teachers mouth four days before the school year ended.  Student said that the teacher was going crazy, making them watch slaves movies like roots and the Rodney King story.  The school was alerted only after one of the student parents came to complain. "So...

James Harden Says He Bet Kevin Durrant Not To Brush His Hair Until He Won A Ring

"I Wouldn't shave and Kevin couldn't brush his hair" Said James Harden after Kevin Durrant's long battle to a ring finally came to an end after defeating Lebron and the Cavs.  After Durrants 6th season in the NBA, a Bet with then teammate James Harden was made, Harden wouldn't shave and he would not brush his hair until they won...

Breaking News Cosby Found Not Guilty After Rape Accuser Revealed She’s Really A Man

"I never saw her in a dress.....Look at that Neck strong" Cosby's Accuser had the court room in complete silence after standing and saying, Ok OK "I have a penis i am a man, so that would make Bill a.....  Before she could finish the Judge over seeing the court hearing screamed, you and your sick mind need to get...

Rapper Future To Blame After Dozens Of Georgia Residents Overdose On Fake Percocets

"Percocet, Molly, Percocet... That song is the devil" Said 39 year old grandmother of a dead Macon, Ga teen, in a 48hr period dozens of people have been hospitalized and found dead after a string of bad pills hit the streets.  Many speculate the pill Percocet to be the blame, this substance became popular in the streets after a Atlanta...

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