Tristan Thompson Blames Half-Time Sex With Khole Kardashian For Game 3 Loss

"Lamar Odom had to die and come back to get her to leave" Tristan Thompson finally came to his senses after realizing girlfriend Khole Kardashian ass was no more than an air filled optical allusion..... It is the devil,  Thompson went on to say that he realized she was crazy when she text his phone 33 times during half time asking...

Scientist Fired After Saying Sea Lion Attacked Because She Smelled Like Canned Tuna

"You have to wash...bad hygiene can get you killed in the wild" Said 58 year old Marine scientist William McTeal after he watched the video over and over. Teal believes that the girls parents should take the blame for having their daughter smelling like a ship yard.  Some have lashed back at McTeal for his comments but he says he...

Ohio Teen Raped After Attempting To Carjack Van Full Of EX Cons

"It was like booty on a platter" Cleveland police say 18-year-old serial carjacker was arrested after attempting to carjack a van of EX cons.  Damari Wayne was charged with robbery after he called Police saying he had been rapped by the van full of men.  He had committed three armed carjackings between Feb. 11 and Feb. 21 but got his...

Madden Update Says EX Patriot Aaron Hernandez Suffers Career Ending Neck Injury

"Gets a life sentence and finishes in three years... Now that's a MVP move" said EA Sports John Madden after the games makers updated the system adding Aaron Hernandez to the NFL Career ending injury list late last night.  Many of the games players were shocked when they did the new update.  A few took to twitter with expressing their...

Cops Say Mcdonalds Worker & Cold Fries Helped Them Catch Facbook Killer

"I knew it was him when he pulled to the window, so i did the usual, Cold fries and one pack of ketchup" Said William Walter a long time employee of McDonalds, Williams told officers that he already likes making customers life hard by messing up their orders and telling them the shake machine is down.   I'd rather be dead...

Father Mauled To Death By Tigers After Trying To Sneak In Chinese Zoo

When being cheap get you killed by Tigers The victim, named only as Zhang, had tried to dodge paying for a £15 ticket by hopping over the park fence directly into the tiger pit yesterday, Chinese media reports. Accompanied by a pal, he scaled the three metre wall only to be mauled to death by the tigers.The pair were pictured on...

Porn Star With $1 Million Insured Dick Admits to His “Dick Being Trash”

Have you ever thought that your sex game was so good that you could possibly kick in the door to the porn industry? Are you ready to have a cool million dollar insurance policy on your meat? Lee previously made headlines back in 2012 when he reportedly took out a $1 million insurance policy on his junk with Lloyd's of...

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Sound The Same In New Song “I Don’t”

"'Cause when you love someone, you just don't treat them bad, you messed up all we had. Probably think I'm coming back, but I don't, I don't." "I Don't".... Sound the same, He ruined my throat Talking about her split with James on the episode, Mariah said, "Ever since the tour wrapped I took some time just to process my feelings...

Hide Your Man, These Latin Women Are Not Playing

Ok, 2017 has just started and for some of these sexy Latin women it's just another day in the neighborhood, not just any neighborhood, your man's neighborhood.  These women have been seen every where from Mexican News stations to Planet Fitness, that's right you should be scared because they just might be out to take your man this year. "They...

Meek Mill: I Left Nikki Because Her A** Was Too Expensive To Maintain

"It was like a Benz... Don't keep it maintained & you got serious problems" Meek took to twitter this past weekend trying to get his fans back on his side after being dumped by super star girlfriend Nicki Minaj.  Meek says it would be nights he would want to go out be she couldn't because it was too cold or...

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