R. Kelly Kicked Out An Atlanta Court Room After Telling Judge Teenage Girls Taste Better

"If you have One Hundred dollars in your pocket and find a dollar on the ground are you going to pick it up..... And that your honor is why men cheat! That's was the last thing said from Kelly before the judge kicked him out the court room early Monday morning.  The court room erupted in laughter as Kelly explained...

R.Kelly Responds Says It’s Too Hot To Piss On Girls & Hold Them Hostage

"You ever seen a millionaire pissing in this July heat" Exactly said singer R. Kelly after the website Buzzfeed came forward with an article saying he is holding young women hostage.  A 19 year old who he had met at one is his concerts around this time last year is still holding on strong, she has been seen with him...

Dumpster Licking Instagram Model Found Dead One Week After Posting This Video

"After seeing this video there's no telling what she has done for money" Said Dr. Kiawi from the Miami division of the Center Of Disease Control, the young Instagram Model was hospitalized after friends found her turning green and non-responsive, the hospital contacted the CDC as soon as she was checked. Wilcox sanitation said they had recent brought the dumpster...

Al Sharpton Soul Leaves Body After Attempting On Handed Push-Up On Desk

That N*gga needs to be helping black people instead of trying to get his likes up on christian mingle.  " Al Sharpton has been on top of social medias wild out list when he was seen attempting to do several push-ups on his office desk.  As seen in the video below you see his soul slowly leaving his body...

Cleveland Man Shot Dead On Basketball Court After Refusing To Play A Game Of 21

"Challenge Me"  Cleveland Ohio- a 27 year old Cleveland man was gunned down on a city basketball court in front of his 13 year old nephews.  The 27 year old man over heard two men having a dispute and tried to stop it, it was then that one of the man challenged him and got angry when he refused. "I forgot...

Rapper DMX Sues Cigarette Company For 5 Million And Wins, Claims Cigarette’s Ruined His Career

"I rather him be smoking crack than be sitting there chain smoking  cigarette's " Said A New York Judge after ruled in the favor of rapper DMX after he claimed that high cigarette prices and the smoke ruined his career.  DMX was one of top Rap artist of his time until he turned to tobacco products to ease his pain.  Friends...

“LiL Man Hunt” Ended After Cops Arrest Midget For Sneaking In Elementary Schools Eating Lunch

"He was small but had a grown head" Said 18 Year old Wes Chambers as he noticed kids screaming in the ball pit at the local Chuck-E_Cheese saying someone's in here tickling us.  Wes told cops that he didn't think much about it until he saw 26 year old Jamal Winston standing on a chair in the men's restroom taking...

Dave Chappelle Says Trump Want’s Out, Thinks He Will Quit On His Lunch Break

  "This isn't a job at Walmart MF, It's America" Trump will not finish his term and thinks that he will just quit on a lunch break and never come back to the White House.  The MF will leave everything behind in there because that's just what rich people do, you know travel with no bag just ball out and buy...

Hospital Janitor Says Beyonce Faked Pregnancy After Seeing Twins Crawling Around

"Either they are 4 months old or she paid for Shaq's sperm" Said hospital janitor Willie Batters, Willie told media that he is no where close to being the smartest man in the world but he knows a grown ass baby when he see one crawl out into the hallway.  They both looked him in the eyes and smiled showing...

Judge Tells Kodak Black You Look Like My Dog After Showing Up With No Gold Teeth

"He looks like a pit bull puppy" A Miami Judge ordered rapper Kodak Black to remove is gold teeth in order to be released from jail.  As crazy as it may sound it's actually true, A recent post from the rapper shows him Gold Tooth Less.  Many of his fans made comments saying he was a sell out but being...

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