Internet Star Says Being Deliveret Is Ok But Doesn’t Come With Benefits

"Being Deliverte is cool until you get sick" Internet star Andrew C was seen by an Atlanta couple how took this quick picture of him working at a local target.  Hey you're that guy that doesn't like men anymore, hows that been going for you?  The couple said they noticed it was him when he started talking, his attitude was...

Breaking News President Trump Orders Military To Create A “SPACE FORCE” As New Branch

"If you knew what was out there you'd want protection" Washington- America i would like you to meet my good friend justice, thats space justice.  With the information that is coming in today world its best that the United States has the best military in the universe, start trek won't have anything on the new United States "Space Force". https://www.facebook.com/NBCNews/videos/2619664398053574/ It's Very...

Happy Fathers Day Jay Z Sons Nas & Kanye With Surprise Album

"Took the boys for a walk in the park, home early because their scared of the Dark" Rapper Jay-z drops surprise album with wife this past weekend on the brink of both Kanye and Nas dropping projects.  Who the daddy, many hip-hop fan were shocked by this surprise album even with Kanye and Nas heating up the air waves.  So...

This Shit Won’t Wash Off Man Sues For Millions After Beijing Permanently Stains Head

"You seen that Ni**a with the Black Ass Head" 27 the year old Houston Texas man head stained after dying his hair with a popular product called Beijing. My line was fresh AF but after the third day I tried to wash it out and nothing happened i realized something was wrong and that I wasn't getting any pu**y anytime...

Breaking News: Cavs Send Jr.Smith To Rehab After Leaving Practice Early To Meet Weedman

“It was for the team... you know a celebration for my new teammates” said cavaliers marketing director Felix West after reporters saw an upset JR. Leaving the Cavs practice facility early Friday morning to buy seven pounds of weed for a team party later that night. We also found out that Smiths our burst came when he found a note left...

Breaking News: Chuck E. Cheese Bitcoin Scam To Blame For Today’s Five Thousand Dollar Crash

"We can't blame Obama for this one, but it was a Ni**a that did this" Said investor Albert Mi after the bitcoin scam story brought fear to the bitcoin market causing it to crash last night.  Mi caught us with die hard Bitcoiner TeRashun Jennings early this morning to hear Jennings i put a second mortage on my house only...

North Carolina Billionaire Says What Diddy Did To Biggie Is Exactly What He Will Do To The Panthers

"I don't like Ciroc, Diddy or How he did Mase and The LOX" Said 38 year old Banking Billionaire Mungsford Titus after seeing a video of P.Diddy saying he wants to buy the NORTH CAROLINA PANTHERS.  Titus stated that he wasn't interested in buying the team until he tasted Diddys Ciroc French Vanilla.  We can't have any man that drinks...

Parents Sue For Millions After Principal Takes Sons Candy For Dressing As Colin Kaepernick

"I'll take that candy and He can take a knee at his parents house" Said Hartford Mills primary school principal after the seven year old showed up dressed as Colin Kaepernick to the school halloween party.  The principal said the 2nd grader was taking the fun out halloween by dressing up as a clown.  The next thing you know kids...

Doctors Say Kylie’s Boyfriend Gonna Be Mad When Kid Comes Out Looking Like A Monster

"Congrats .... Issa monster" Said William Mongo when asked what he thought about Kylie being pregnant. Mongo was the doctor for Kim and Kanye West, They got lucky because Kim looked good before getting plastic surgery but Kylie looked like a 14 year old boy before she got surgery, you can change your looks but you can't change your DNA! "This...

Oj Simpson Suffers Stroke During Interview Minutes After Realizing Bruce Jenner Is A Woman

"No way.....I'll never forget that strong ass face" Said OJ Simpson to a Las Vegas reporter after meeting up with Entertainment Elite for an interview.  Simpson stopped mid sentence after realizing that the woman sitting across from him was no woman at all but long time friend Bruce Jenner.  "So it only take 9 years to become a woman" Simpson then walked...

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