Father Mauled To Death By Tigers After Trying To Sneak In Chinese Zoo


When being cheap get you killed by Tigers

The victim, named only as Zhang, had tried to dodge paying for a £15 ticket by hopping over the park fence directly into the tiger pit yesterday, Chinese media reports. Accompanied by a pal, he scaled the three metre wall only to be mauled to death by the tigers.The pair were pictured on top of the barrier just moments before the bloody attack.Grieving relatives of a dad-of-two have now blasted the lax security at the Chinese zoo that allowed him climb into the enclosure with the tigers.

The second man, who was about to follow Zhang into the enclosure, held back after watching the horror unfold before him. Zhang’s wife and two children had gone through the front entrance to the Zoo in Zhejiang province, China, to buy a ticket.

He should have paid the 10 dollars

Horrific footage showed Zhang being mauled on the head and neck by the tiger as onlookers scream, Zhang, aged in his 40s, died in hospital soon after.


Porn Star With $1 Million Insured Dick Admits to His “Dick Being Trash”


Have you ever thought that your sex game was so good that you could possibly kick in the door to the porn industry? Are you ready to have a cool million dollar insurance policy on your meat?

Lee previously made headlines back in 2012 when he reportedly took out a $1 million insurance policy on his junk with Lloyd’s of London, which is the same company that has policies on Bruce Springsteen’s vocal chords and David Beckham’s legs. With that much invested in his member, you’d think his bedroom game was on point, but with a career that finds him getting busy with thousands of women in his lifetime, he admits that he’s not always able to put in a marathon performance for his wife, Kate, who used to be a porn actress, too.Related image

“At home with my wife I have to apologize, I am pathetic in bed,” Lee says. “I’m like a two-minute wonder.” #Sad, especially when you realize he has been able to last for 58 minutes during a scene with four women. “I usually go from start to finish without a break, which is unusual for porn actors. But I was disappointed when I only got 58 minutes – I was working with four girls and aiming for a full hour.”

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Sound The Same In New Song “I Don’t”


“‘Cause when you love someone, you just don’t treat them bad, you messed up all we had. Probably think I’m coming back, but I don’t, I don’t.”

“I Don’t”…. Sound the same, He ruined my throat

Talking about her split with James on the episode, Mariah said, “Ever since the tour wrapped I took some time just to process my feelings and I started writing a song to express what I’ve been going through. And if you’re not getting the love that you need from someone that you’re supposed to be in a real relationship with, then why remain in that situation?”

Her EX says everything is not how she say’s it is, temper tantrums no sex and she won’t let her personal chef cook for me.

Hide Your Man, These Latin Women Are Not Playing


Ok, 2017 has just started and for some of these sexy Latin women it’s just another day in the neighborhood, not just any neighborhood, your man’s neighborhood.  These women have been seen every where from Mexican News stations to Planet Fitness, that’s right you should be scared because they just might be out to take your man this year.

“They are saying hello, hola, what’s good and everything else”

Hell they are just being friendly people, to add to this deadly man taking mix they have the booty’s to back it up, be careful how you talk to your man this 2017 because he might be sending messages using google translator. Image may contain: 5 people, people smiling, people standingImage may contain: 1 person, outdoor and closeup


Meek Mill: I Left Nikki Because Her A** Was Too Expensive To Maintain


“It was like a Benz… Don’t keep it maintained & you got serious problems”

Meek took to twitter this past weekend trying to get his fans back on his side after being dumped by super star girlfriend Nicki Minaj.  Meek says it would be nights he would want to go out be she couldn’t because it was too cold or too hot,  a normal ass could handle the elements but when your ass is made of old lugz there’s only so much you can do.

“Focusing on my work and my ass”Image result for Meek and Nikki Ass

Were the last words Meek heard from Nikki, Minaj expressed concern that he was spending too much time with his friends and not giving her enough attention. He responded by leaving the island. She responded by dumping him.

Chris Brown Walks Out Meeting After Mayweather Pulled Out A Pic Of Rihanna


“Have you ever fought a crack head… They don’t fall”

Said Floyd Money Mayweather when he was asked about the up coming fight between Soulja Boy and Chris Brown.  Chris has been known to sniff up a snow storm if you know what i mean, Champ is requiring Brown to take weekly drug test while training.  50 Cent countered the request saying.

“Soulja Boy can’t put out no trash music.. Meaning he can’t do music at all”Image result for mayweather 50 chris brown soulja boy

50 says he will make sure Chris is clean and drug free just so he can see the look on Soulja Boy’s face when he get his ass beat by a yellow nigga.

White Black Panther Arrested After Telling Black Cop Stay Woke My Ni**a


“You out here following the white man agenda… free yo self my brotha”

Melvin Sims said it was all he could do besides shooting this confused white woman after she was pulled over for a traffic violation.  It wasn’t until Sims smelled a strong scent of Weed, Black Soap and Coconut oil did he become suspicious of Mandy Longringer’s actions.

“I ain’t did nothing, I’m a strong sista in the fight”Image result for white women in back of cop car

Sim’s stated in his police report that she tried her best to get of the ticket, singing old negro church songs, rapping Tupac’s that’s just the way it is and even offering me churches chicken.  The chicken almost set her free until she said “I PAY TAXES”… that was a tell tell sign that she wasn’t down for the brown.

Judge Dies From Laughing After Asking This Man To Remove His Hat


“No hats in my court room sir… Well I’ll be damn boy”

Were the last words Sanchez Victor heard before a Miami Judge fell to the floor holding his chest dying from a heart attack.  The Lego Toy Company used Victors image as the blue print for the Mr.Blockhead toy.  Victor would walk around the factory and people would yell out, Yo block head.  They made millions off the shape of my head, my kids would come home from school telling me that it’s a toy that looks just like you daddy, are you a toy dad?

“They made millions off the shape of my head”

Victor was awarded 2.9 million dollars after a new Judge was assigned to the case, the new Judge allowed Victor to keep his hat on in the court room saying we don’t need anyone else dying on us.

Soulja Boy Arrested Again After Tips Connect Him To New Years Eve Shooting


“The suspect had a purple glock 24 and was wearing gold shoes”

It’s Atlanta so you know it could have been any if these wanna be thugs, but when they said he had a purple gun, all fingers pointed to soulja boy. He was actually taking out the trash, that’s when he spotted up an ran back to his condo, it took 20 minutes to get the door open, we believe he hid most of drugs by the time we got in but we were still able to find guns, drugs and a pet monkey.

“Hope all that stuff he raps about is real because guys like him don’t last long in prison”



Ohio State Player Presses Charges On Clemson Player After Being Fingered Banged


“He tired to finger me on national tv”

Ohio State running back say life hasn’t been the same since he was violated by a Clemson Lineman during this past weekends game. Ok I got tackled but i didn’t sign up to get a finger stuck in my ass, I couldn’t tell anyone but social media caught it before anyone else.

“I feel like a bit*h now”

The Ohio state player has since pressed charges on the Clemson player, with all those pads on he still found time to do that to me.

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