Pastor Says If More Blacks Gave Their 10 Percent We Wouldn’t Need Trumps

"We need the whole Ten Percent" Said a group of americas most powerful black preachers while meeting with President Donald Trump at the White house. The meet with the man summit was held at yesterday, Trump and his cabinet were ready for the group of fifteen when they arrived. Thirty-Two buckets of the finest KFC, Churches Chicken and well done Trump...

Build-A-Bear CEO Apologizes After Pay Your Age Promotion Bears Test Positive For Bed Bugs

"We were not expecting this type of turn out and stores might have used some old materials" Just days after the build a bear corporation launched it's Pay your age promotion that had record numbers of people wrapped around the mall the unthinkable happened.  As parents and children happily skipped to their mini vans with their new bears, many learned...

Hacker Activates Coupon Code “N-Word” Papa Johns Loses $2 Million Before Noticing

"Hey.... Ni**as love free shit" Said Jamon Kilgore after noticing the coupon code when ordering a pizza early Friday afternoon.  He noticed the code said use promo code N-Word and get your first pizza 90% off and the second one for two dollars, he though it was a joke until he used it and it actually worked.  The papa johns...

TMZ Breaking News- NFL Star “PacMan” Jones Knocks Out AirPort Worker After Being Attacked

"I don't care who you are ill knock your ass out" were the last words heard before a Atlanta Hartsville Airport employee tried to assault NFL Start Pac Man Jones only to find out that he bit off more than he could chew.  Bystanders say the airport working could been seen mouthing out at the NFL star as he walked...

Atlanta Church Members Walk Out After Pastor Says His Husband Is 3 Months Pregnant

“We made it happen sir” Members of Atlanta’s Little Rock Missionary Church Of God walked out of service last night when their pastor Mr. Willam Terry Longstroke II brought it to their attention that his husband of one month Mrs. Donte Terry was 3 months pregnant with what he claim to be a blessing.  Long time member Fred Johnson had...

Dead Man Dressed In Celtics Gear Body Stolen From Funeral Home After Picture Goes Viral

"He don't need no PS4 or likes... He dead" Was left on a piece of paper after a viral picture of a 18 year old man had gone viral after his family members had dressed him in fully celtics gear playing PS4.  Bentley Mathews the funeral home manager said he notice something different when he opened up after coming back...

See What Happens When You Keep A Life Time Of Thoughts To Yourself

"Is This Too Cold To Eat, Is this Pinks or Red, Condom Or No Condom" These are the thoughts that haunt this 23 year old man from Charlotte NC on a daily basis.  Paul grew up a normal kid but once he entered is Junior year of high school his friends and family started to notice there was something a...

92 Year Old Woman Kills Son Tells Judge My Pistol Gave Him The Holy Ghost

"What you gonna do give me life in prison.... Im 92 years old" Said 92 year old Ann Blessing after shooting her 72 year old son in the chest for trying to put her in a nursing home this past week.  By the time cops arrived it was too late, they say she had been planning on killing her son...

Drake Said Joe Jackson Died Just To Keep Promise To Have Michael On The Album

"I'll die and get Mike to record soon as i get to heaven" Said long time friend Melvin Marks after sitting down with rapper Drake to sign the final documents to complete his recent album.  This was a year in the making, they were trying to figure out how they were going to get a dead MJ on a Drake...

Jordan Says “The last time I seen anything like this was when Magic beat AIDS”

"I bet he can fix Lebrons hairline too" Said Bulls super start after hearing that Magic convinced the King himself to take his talents to the Lakers.  Lebron not only left his best friend JR Smith behind and told Tyron Lue you can have your team back.  With Lebron being in LA it will not only allow his him to...

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