Parents Sue For Millions After Principal Takes Sons Candy For Dressing As Colin Kaepernick

"I'll take that candy and He can take a knee at his parents house" Said Hartford Mills primary school principal after the seven year old showed up dressed as Colin Kaepernick to the school halloween party.  The principal said the 2nd grader was taking the fun out halloween by dressing up as a clown.  The next thing you know kids...

Doctors Say Kylie’s Boyfriend Gonna Be Mad When Kid Comes Out Looking Like A Monster

"Congrats .... Issa monster" Said William Mongo when asked what he thought about Kylie being pregnant. Mongo was the doctor for Kim and Kanye West, They got lucky because Kim looked good before getting plastic surgery but Kylie looked like a 14 year old boy before she got surgery, you can change your looks but you can't change your DNA! "This...

Oj Simpson Suffers Stroke During Interview Minutes After Realizing Bruce Jenner Is A Woman

"No way.....I'll never forget that strong ass face" Said OJ Simpson to a Las Vegas reporter after meeting up with Entertainment Elite for an interview.  Simpson stopped mid sentence after realizing that the woman sitting across from him was no woman at all but long time friend Bruce Jenner.  "So it only take 9 years to become a woman" Simpson then walked...

The “For The Pu**y Challenge” Ends To Honor Death Of Playboy Icon Hugh Hefner

"He really lived his life for the pu**y so you could see the pu**y" The month of September will never be forgotten since the sudden death of Mr. Playboy himself.  Hugh Hefner died early yesterday morning in his very own Playboy Mansion, Hefner lived his life to the fullest for the Pu**Y and by living his dream he enabled millions...

Rapper Yo Gotti Arrested In Connection With Shooting Of Rapper Young Dolph

"I'm surprised Dolph lived through that head butt" Said 34 year old valet worker when being asked what had happened between the two Memphis TN. Rappers.  The two were staying at the same Hollywood California hotel when an altercation occurred leaving rapper Young Dolph badly beat and shot several times. "He bout died for that pu**y"  No, it did not take 100...

Lamar Says Kanye Has Been Eating A Whole lot More Than Kim’s Cake

"He's eating been eating more than Kim's Cake..He's been eating groceries" Said long time friend Lamar Odom, Kanye has been known to be the best at anything he puts his mind to, it looks like he has put his mind to groceries.  He has been under the radar for 2017 but recent pictures of Mr. West has him looking like...

Kim Kardashian Says We Need Diversity I Would Love To See A Hurricane Named Deshawn

"Hurricanes would be a lot bigger if they were named after black people" Said Kim during a recent interview, this comes days after her Miami home was damaged due to the recent hurricane.  Hurricanes are usually named at the beginning of the year but names like Tron, Deshawn and Latavious seem to get skipped.  Kim says she has already got...

Rapper TI Says Wendy Williams Was Kicked Off Barbados Resort For Using Women’s Restroom

 I have seen a lot of weird things in my life time, but drying your **** with hand drying is a little much" Early Tuesday morning cops were called to a Five star resort in Barbados, when a woman reported that a 6ft 3in black man was drying his Di*k with the hand dryer in the women’s restroom. We later...

White Supremacist Arrested After Trying To Shoot Hurricane Irma Back To Africa

"I'm telling you them Hurricanes black, they hate everything about the south" Said Williamston Langford after being asked how he planned on braving the hurricanes.  It's simple you see, people think them there storms are from cool air running into them warm waters off the coast of Africa, but that ain't right.  Them Hurricanes are ghost of slaves ships, that's...

Kevin Gates Released Early After Telling Judge A Man Will Eat Ass But Act Too Good To Drink Tap Water

"You either making shanks or eating ass.. two choices so pick" Said Rapper Kevin Gates when brought in to court for a hearing, it all started after the Judge asked Gates what he thought about what was going on in the United States.  Out of no where Gates look him strait in the eyes and said, you think you safe...

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